How Humans Broke the Game

Birt 14 apr 2019
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Music:
Pokemon Ruby Gym Leader Remix: ischats.info/fun/edqCn6Kjf4-Xpow/v-deo
Runescape songs: ischats.info/fun/p5mpaaRjhoWwhG8/v-deo and ischats.info/fun/m5OwlWihcoaIYoQ/v-deo
Outro: ischats.info/fun/c6mOm5RemIOLnow/v-deo
Pixel art by Justin Herschel: Daydream_Stream

Ummæli

  • By the looks of the thumbnail it would seem he walked on an ancient ruin

  • How dare you call my grandfather a chimpanzee.

  • Bro, you know homo sapiens were more intelligent than Neanderthals right? We had the ability to plan step by step our attacks and prepare while the rest of the animals including Neanderthals did not. They didn't plan shit

  • Using the Eyewitness song gave me some serious nostalgia

  • Mozambique here

  • Humans were added after the player base begged for an intelligent based species. To make it have a chance it was designed to make tools but unknown to the devs was they had set the inteligence stat to 118 rather than 88 after a coding error which gave the species seemingly conscious intelligence with advanced thought. This lead to them abusing the crafting ability to create much larger communities and innovations leading to worldwide domination and even destroying species. The worldwide server unification which united the world into 1 server in patch 1.57 was made for everyone but the devs had underestimated the human intelligence stat which allowed them to create rafts. Around 100 thousand years later they created reformed societies which created machinery to automate work, altered terrains, created large scale transportation devices, learnt to fly with a machine and eventually create algorithms to do work for them. They are attempting to tap into the alternate physic testing planets with rockets and the devs are scrambling to design terrain for the rest of the universe. While this may be the most broken thing to ever happen the community is hopeful new species will emerge on these new planets within the next 1,200 years

  • Anyone trying to get the birds and the bees achievement because it says I need to be level 7 on the primary school trait and I dont know how to do this

  • human history: cellular animals, to land things, to smol rat things, then monke then monke but 2 legged (bipedal) the bipedal monke dies from the big carnivore lion wolf things whatever. but, with big brain, they make a spear and go Ooga Booga. they end up killing the big carnivore things and then the big plant-eater elephant things. humans then go migrate and go haha sick go brr against animals. some end up in America stuck there. then they have to choose with is better: cooked beef or bread. they went with bread, but then tamed big plant eaters and they became farmer boi. they make civilization 6 (game reference, you all know the game right?) with farms and tool-making houses. they make bronze and then fight each other with the bronze and also make iron. iron is used a lot in weapons, such as spears and the roman throwing spear, pilum. the Romans kill the greeks, then barbarians kill the romans and the barbarian germans became medieval knights. meanwhile, in Asia, china fighting the nomads from the Mongolian area and they also farm rice. they make gunpowder, but Mongols kill them. the American humans are just chillin' when a big, fat boat with cannons and guns roll up and say"this land is ours" then they kill the American humans. they colonialize it and Africa and Australia (real British hours) and then they fight with the french. the Americans kick out the British, and then they become the most powerful nation later. ww1 and ww2 happen. they become more powerful. to this day, they still (kind of maybe?) body and destroy animals if they can with weapons, if prepared. *futureeeeeeeee* humans make ai, ai treys to kill them, then humans scape earth to Elon musk terraformed mars. they send a nuke the destroy the ai, then go back to earth. life continues as normal, but Antarctica is dead. rip penguin and polar bear. I feel that this comment will become a huge argument meant whatever.

  • I thought some previous tree evolution humans where forced to survive on land for being exiled out of a group forcing them to survive on land

  • I stopped playing after the gunpowder update...too broken.

  • If we’re all hacking that means that we’ll all be banned someday 😐

  • Can this be a game please?

  • 6:02 Okay who tf put a Camera in my Basement?

  • 6:50 Right when they're about to win they have start TKing smh

  • I love everything about htis

  • Bro is this a real game or the history of the past but explained as a game

  • Got dna linked to Neanderthal dna in bones they dug up bruh

  • u should do "bugs in humans devs should fix" lmao or creatures with cheat codes that enable them to par with humans with enough time and evolution pts, haha lmao

  • ?????????????

  • LOL "Fire PLZ"

  • I love the apex references

  • Holy shit that music at the beginning is so nostalgic, does anyone remember the name of the series that had that song?

  • Humans shouldn't be nerfed.

  • Why do you think it’s a game of players and stuff not fun dude, not fun.

  • Guess what, not all people are atheists so I and most people.. don’t believe in evolution and the fact that we were monkeys.

    • 🤦‍♂️

  • "They have to reduce trees on african server " XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • How the unbelieving ones will get broken :(

  • Still to this day sapiens and neanderthals pvp. History keeps repeating itself. Once again neanderthals are making the same mistakes.

  • We just are the Hackers of this Game👀

  • i likw the runescape music :D

  • The game is nerfing A LOT now the humans like maaann

  • It's safe to say that special people are premium users No offense to special people though

  • tools op right? also pretty sure INT is what let's tools be used

  • the human meta is the most advanced meta because the player base can use tools

  • What documentary is this?

  • Whats the game called

  • If only spears were that op in ark

  • Humans are so powerful that they got bored of this game and created their own games for entertainment

  • Yes, early humans were black. Some of us evolved white skin mostly because we didn't need dark skin in the north and also because white skin is better at getting vitamin D from sunlight. Which came in handy when you lived in a place with less sun.

  • I just lost The Game.

  • when he said "the devs have nerfed humans in the past" :D \)

  • you would only understand if your a gamer i swear this guy is a legend

  • Humans are gonna get nerfed in the next patch build so in my next playthrough I’m gonna be a dolphin

  • Fun fact : you can play video games in this game if you choose human faction

  • why are bears considered b tier but gorillas c tier? bears are so much more overpowered than them. they have higher strength, endurance, speed but also combat intuition. they also have one of the highest defense in the game. even when using one of he final items for the human class : the shotgun, they take close to no damage. cant say the same about gorillas even silverbacks

  • this is the best history class

  • The more intelligence leads to the more weaknesses

  • Isn't sweating actually extremely inefficient compared to the other methods of cooling down?

  • God is a great dev

  • Where’s the annunaki update patch!!!?? Gene splice upgrades

  • Humans broke the game but wait till the global warming and pandemic update come

  • 5:50 the spear is bugging

  • What changed every was hoomen with sharp stick

  • What if we are actually in-game

  • humans are basically the living embodiment of AI

  • 1minute 47 seconds in am i going insane or did lifeline say Mozambique here (from apex)

  • The ice age balance patch!!! 🤣😂😅🤣😅

  • Ako lng ba or ang stone wars sa dr stone same sa neanderthals as tsukasa empire vs sapiens as science kingdom😂

  • These videos confuse me humans devs is this real life or a game this is so confusing

  • 2020 was the one of the bosses

  • Nerf Human and Return to Monke

  • Unfortunately your internal database is lacking the latest research updates on Neanderthal - Sapiens relations. It's largely believed now that the majority of Neanderthal classes intermingled with human player populations, and eventually the two builds became indistinguishable over time, rather than getting out competed.

  • Wait till we get to the nuclear event

  • one thing to note, the humans have an natural affinity with the RGB spectrum which buff their overall stats by 400%

  • I would love a game about this like a online multiplayer open world game

  • humans are not evolved from apes and similar type of animals but the first human adam was sent from heavens by ALLAH (the only god)

    • Ah thanks for clarification.. didn’t knew that until now

  • Dr stone vibes 😂

  • Human migration was all wrong. Also neanderthals had bigger brains but weren't as smart. With that logic theres alot of animals with bigger brains, or a larger brain to body ratio who aren't as smart as sapiens

  • Wait so Neanderthals were smarter than us?

  • And the tiktok balancing patch super nerfed young players

  • I remember as in Patch 3.2.4 me and the boys were fighting against the russian server using some good ol' LVL 5 Craftable muskets, it's very sad they have been forgotten after the 3.7.8 Patch

  • Lol why the hell do we watch these

  • When humans got to Korea they got a massive buff

  • Humans evolved from eating Cockroaches to bring scared of them yikes.

  • Amazing isn’t it , how much humans evolved until the internet was invented. Then we started evolving backwards.

    • @LTG ROCKS Evolution will always happen in favour of an environmental factor, once humans learnt to walk upright with proper balance they no longer needed a tail so the new generations were born without one, while a tail was useful when we were in the trees it was no longer needed when we were on the ground. Another example of humans “devolving” would be the fact that we have far smaller and weaker jaws then before this may seem like a devolution but it’s not we evolved to have smaller jaws was we learnt to cut up meat into smaller sizes for easier consumption as such these bigger and more powerful jaws were not needed anymore. Animals evolve over time and although it may seem like some of these evolutions are negative there will always be a reason and a benefit for these evolutions.

    • @JustJessie 64 To an extent, I suppose. But what about creatures out here that have devolved and vestigial parts like wings? Even us humans used to have tails at one point.

    • It’s literally impossible to evolve backwards

    • @Ichi. You’re proving his point...

    • Silence, B O O M E R

  • I thought the human race got +1 race bonus in Strength, Agility and Vitality Edit: Okay so when the african primate changed to a bipedal build that would’ve given them a -2 in agility unless they changed back to quadpedal which wouldve changed back to a +2 but instead give them a +4, But this Bipedal build would’ve allowed them to gain a +2 in strength, a +1 in defense and +5 in scavenging right? When they developed the Sweat ability this gave them a +3 in agility due to rehydration right? They then mastered fishing but they had their common enemy, the neanderthal subrace, this species was easily having the highest stats of the human race, but they struggled with their overconfidence and tight parties but were extremely good with melee/close ranged combat, the sapiens on the other hand had ranged weapons which gave then a +5 in crafting and the sapiens as of parties were much larger and ruled larger land, the Sapiens are the best species due to to them not needing as much energy therefore saving their food but that doesn’t allow them to chase their targets as long, this is countered by their ranged crafting tree, resulting in Sapiens being the best race and absolutely broken, the devs need to fix the constant ability to change between quadpedal and bipedal imo

  • Humans? Humen? ????????

  • The "bigger brains" part is incredibly misleading and I was expecting better from TierZoo. All we know is the braincase had slightly more volume but we have no indication what that actually entailed about the mental capabilities of the Neanderthals. Different parts of the brain have different functions and having overall more volume isn't enough evidence to suggest they were more intelligent.

  • 1:46

  • Wtf

  • Neanderthals are build different, in a 1 on 1 fist fight the Neanderthal would win

  • Man, the new boss C0vid 19 is pretty hard to deal with tho

  • can’t wait for that futuristic dlc tho

  • I don’t want to return to monkey

    • You don’t have a choice.

  • I personally think the dolphin is really op especially against sharks

  • Finally, science I can understand

  • Wait is this a game or a document for irl?

  • how come there are still humans and monkeys but no "between human and monkey" race? I mean that's what we were while we evolved from monkeys to humans.

  • What’s the source of this info

  • Hitler: *invades poland* Churchil: “HITLER! What are you doing?!” Hitler: “engaging in PvP”

  • People that are saying that we were Monkeys in the past...I- I can't take them seriously.

  • "sapien using their ingenuity and greed" "Its super effective"...........

  • Thats how human work

  • My theory is that the devs will finally open the Mars servers and put the humans there

  • They ain’t cheating they just good at the game

  • This whole video was racist

  • I think god gave humans a silent nerf

  • Bruh I want this to actually be a game

  • And now we pay taxes and waste our lives